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Post by rockjunquie on Dec 31, 2021 8:06:24 GMT -5
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Post by RickB on Jan 4, 2022 18:58:54 GMT -5
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Post by stephan on Jan 6, 2022 17:04:15 GMT -5
There are 10 kinds of people -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Post by Son Of Beach on Jan 11, 2022 12:45:51 GMT -5
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realrockhound
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Post by realrockhound on Jan 16, 2022 2:08:08 GMT -5
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
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Post by RickB on Feb 19, 2022 19:56:06 GMT -5
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lunker
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Post by lunker on Mar 14, 2022 22:49:19 GMT -5
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Post by RickB on Mar 28, 2022 7:40:59 GMT -5
Al Goes Bra Shopping! | Married With Children
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Post by amygdule on Mar 29, 2022 7:11:49 GMT -5
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Post by parfive on Mar 29, 2022 11:12:42 GMT -5
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Post by parfive on Mar 29, 2022 11:13:54 GMT -5
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Post by mohs on Mar 29, 2022 12:34:16 GMT -5
rock hates to be boxed in so from under Hard don't forget to add Acid mostly
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Post by parfive on Mar 31, 2022 1:11:14 GMT -5
It’s not often 7:37 goes missing and Boeing and the NTSB get to sleep late.
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Post by amygdule on May 8, 2022 15:13:48 GMT -5
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rockbrain
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Post by rockbrain on May 17, 2022 21:50:03 GMT -5
A pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, "doesn't that bother you?" The pirate replies, "Argh! it's driving me nuts!"
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Post by jasoninsd on Jul 28, 2022 19:57:58 GMT -5
Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him.
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rockbrain
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Post by rockbrain on Jul 28, 2022 23:15:46 GMT -5
Somebody tried to sell me a coffin today. That's the last thing I need!
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Post by parfive on Jul 29, 2022 0:00:05 GMT -5
Just read a list of 100 Things To Do Before You Die.
Kinda surprised that “Yell for help” wasn’t one of them.
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Post by mohs on Jul 29, 2022 23:09:00 GMT -5
Doc recommended sand baths.
I asked: will that help my conditions?
No.
Butte it will help ya get used to being underground...
mostly
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Post by mohs on Jul 30, 2022 11:26:45 GMT -5
Once there was a monk w/ only one foible He would go out in the woods and masturbate
Once a person ran up and took some pictures Of the monk onomastic duties
Embarrassed the monk went back to monastery
A week later a package arrived addressed to him Inside was pictures of him on the woods, camera and a note.
The note read:
I will release the picture of your deed to the internet If I don’t receive 5 thousand dollars.
If you comply all will be forgotten Have a gneiss day
Well our thoroughly embarrassed monk was up & coming He didn’t want nothing to derail his devotion
So he sent the money, tore up the pictures, and the note. The camera was an inexpensive model
Nonetheless he kept it & set on the shelf . Figuring might as well get something for all that money.
Years went by and the deed was all butte forgotten One day a group of Japanese personage were touring the monastery
Our monk was now the abbot of the monastery and guided the tour.
One of the tourist noticed the camera and was inspecting it. Turning it over in hands and looking through the view finder
The Abbot came up to him
‘Ah vverry gneiss camera, I ask- how much you pay?'
The abbot being honest said: “5 Thousand dollars"
‘AhSo- I see someone saw u-a coming….’
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