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Post by roswelljero on Nov 3, 2009 20:39:10 GMT -5
What is the proper way to fold a fitted sheet so it ends up the same size and shape as a folded flat sheet?
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Post by Condor on Nov 3, 2009 22:31:17 GMT -5
What is the proper way to fold a fitted sheet so it ends up the same size and shape as a folded flat sheet? Answer: Go to your nearest bar, order one glass of wine, one shot of tequila, and one glass of beer. Drink them all in the order that you bought them. Have someone drive you home. Pull out your fitteds and your flat-soes then proceed to fold them. By this point you will be three sheets to the wind complimenting the two that you are trying to fold, and they will now look perfectly folded. Condor
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Post by roswelljero on Nov 4, 2009 22:33:57 GMT -5
Are we there yet? ;D
Later, jeri
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Post by Condor on Nov 5, 2009 19:26:04 GMT -5
Are we there yet? ;D Answer: They're saying that we never should have arrived over there because is their land and theirs alone, but will soon be left to their heirs. "They're" being the so-called Electricals. So no, we are not there yet. Condor
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Post by roswelljero on Nov 8, 2009 2:29:27 GMT -5
Who are the Electricals?
Later, jeri
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Post by Condor on Nov 8, 2009 17:16:12 GMT -5
Who are the Electricals? Answer: The Electricals are the ones who wear pointy aluminum hats to ward off aliens like the ones that landed in Roswell, New Mexico back in the '40s. Condor
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WyckedWyre
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since April 2007
Posts: 1,391
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Post by WyckedWyre on Nov 11, 2009 12:03:35 GMT -5
WILL WE BE GOING TO WOODWARD RANCH OVER YOUR SPRING BREAK IN 2010?
8-)S
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Post by Condor on Nov 11, 2009 23:11:18 GMT -5
WILL WE BE GOING TO WOODWARD RANCH OVER YOUR SPRING BREAK IN 2010? 8-)S Answer: Right now the Condor is in a quandary. A fellow non rockhound has asked him to go with him on a one week hiking trip through the Gila wilderness. But..... the Condor always loves being with his best rockhound cyberspace buddies out at the ranch. To answer this question: to be continued based on and if WWR Blitz 4 should begin to materialize. Condor
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Post by roswelljero on Nov 13, 2009 11:07:44 GMT -5
Your last answer was posted on 11-11 at 11:11... It must be a sign... What does it mean? Later, jeri
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Post by Condor on Nov 13, 2009 20:23:08 GMT -5
Your last answer was posted on 11-11 at 11:11... It must be a sign... What does it mean? Later, jeri Answer: It's a sign that can only be seen from high above. Those from Easter Island and the Electricals will know it when they see it. Take the first 1 of the second one one, place it horizontally above the first one one and the second 1 of the second one one and place it horizontally below the first one one. Then go to the first 1 of the forth one one and place it horizontally above the third one one, followed by taking the final 1 of the forth one one, and place it horizontally below the third one one. As seen from high above you will have............. identical fitted sheets and folded flat sheets.Condor
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adrian65
Cave Dweller
Arch to golden memories and to great friends.
Member since February 2007
Posts: 10,772
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Post by adrian65 on Nov 15, 2009 2:32:17 GMT -5
Mighty Condor, do you like coffee? No, this is not the main question. It would be too simple. Here it is: when I make coffe at the coffee machine and add a bit of milk firstly, when the coffe is ready it mixes with the milk in layers having different colors. Why is that? Adrian
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Post by montanamuskrat on Nov 15, 2009 2:41:46 GMT -5
Why do you put milk in coffee? It should float a horse shoe if it is made right. Tom
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Post by Condor on Nov 18, 2009 23:00:54 GMT -5
Mighty Condor, do you like coffee? No, this is not the main question. It would be too simple. Here it is: when I make coffe at the coffee machine and add a bit of milk firstly, when the coffe is ready it mixes with the milk in layers having different colors. Why is that? Adrian [/quote Answer: Coffee by its nature is extremely hyperactive. It has to do with the caffeine. Milk on the other hand, is quite mellow. When the two mix they cannot help but turn into different colored layers. They both get frustrated at each other. Sort of like husbands and wives, Jack and Jill, and even Sears and Roebuck. Oh, and the Condor does not partake in coffee. Condor
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Post by Condor on Nov 18, 2009 23:09:08 GMT -5
Why do you put milk in coffee? It should float a horse shoe if it is made right. Tom Answer: Because if coffee was placed in the milk, then it would not be so good for the nerves and the addiction. Condor
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Post by NatureNut on Dec 18, 2009 12:26:47 GMT -5
Oh Mighty Condor,
I've been pondering this for years...
Why do elves have pointy shoes and wear bells on their hats? Also, is the gene that causes red noses in reindeer dominant or recessive, because I've been seeing alot more red-nosed reindeer lately?
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Post by Condor on Dec 18, 2009 23:35:26 GMT -5
Oh Mighty Condor, I've been pondering this for years... Why do elves have pointy shoes and wear bells on their hats? Also, is the gene that causes red noses in reindeer dominant or recessive, because I've been seeing alot more red-nosed reindeer lately? Answer # 1: Elves are never taken seriously when they are having any kind of conversation and wearing pointy shoes is their way of getting their point across. They wear bells on their hats so that they don't lose their bellance when they are walking in their pointy shoes trying to get their point across to the pointless masses. Answer #2: That gene is most definately dominant. Going back a few decades to the most famous gene of all, you just might can remember the one and only Gene, Gene the Dancing machine from the world famous Gong Show. That Gene was dominant and his legacy still lives on to this day. Condor
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Post by NatureNut on Dec 22, 2009 9:01:02 GMT -5
Dear Wise One,
Is Gene, Gene the Dancing Machine related to Santa Claus? Cause I'm definitely seeing some similarities.
And, why is it that 98% of the shoppers on Dec. 24th (Christmas Eve) are men?
Thanks in advance for sprinkling a little wisdom on us. Hermey
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Post by Condor on Dec 22, 2009 13:39:04 GMT -5
Dear Wise One, Is Gene, Gene the Dancing Machine related to Santa Claus? Cause I'm definitely seeing some similarities. And, why is it that 98% of the shoppers on Dec. 24th (Christmas Eve) are men? Thanks in advance for sprinkling a little wisdom on us. Hermey Answer #1: Gene, Gene is related to Santa Clause and his Old Lady by way of six degrees. He is also related to Cheech and Chong and Kevin Bacon. Answer #2: It is purposely done in order to keep their balance between their core temperature of 98.6 degrees F. Any sooner would mean shopping with their wives which would raise their temperature to well over 100. Any later and they would be left out in the cold by their significant others thereby lowering their temperature to sickly levels. Condor
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Post by NatureNut on Dec 23, 2009 12:47:06 GMT -5
One more thing...
I've been wondering, if Santa can magically slide down chimneys, then why can't agates magically appear under my tree on Christmas morning?
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Post by Condor on Dec 23, 2009 15:46:49 GMT -5
One more thing... I've been wondering, if Santa can magically slide down chimneys, then why can't agates magically appear under my tree on Christmas morning? Answer: Agates cannot go down through chimneys, but if you leave a gate open in your yard then they will make their way in, but your dogs will run out, burglars will come in, your MIL will come by, and you will be SOL. Condor
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