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Post by shek on Jun 13, 2007 10:33:41 GMT -5
(Useful question to determine intoxication) "Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" ;D
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Post by Tweetiepy on Jun 13, 2007 10:42:44 GMT -5
If sunflower oil is made from sunflowers and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?
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blarneystone
spending too much on rocks
Rocks in my head
Member since March 2010
Posts: 307
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Post by blarneystone on Jun 13, 2007 10:57:27 GMT -5
What's the deal with nose hair?
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Post by Condor on Jun 13, 2007 11:17:40 GMT -5
Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp? Answer: The 550 pound woman. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 13, 2007 11:18:31 GMT -5
(Useful question to determine intoxication) "Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" ;D Answer: He was a catalog. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 13, 2007 11:19:23 GMT -5
If sunflower oil is made from sunflowers and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of? Answer: Pee Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 13, 2007 11:20:56 GMT -5
What's the deal with nose hair? Answer: Used to prevent BS from creeping up to the brain. Condor
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nightop
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since April 2007
Posts: 132
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Post by nightop on Jun 13, 2007 13:01:21 GMT -5
If sunflower oil is made from sunflowers and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of? I read a thread a while back about marketing blunders. Seems that when Gerber tried to market it's line of baby nutritional products in Africa they made a big mistake. Where they were trying to market it, all the product there had pictures on the packaging indicating what the product was made out of and for some reason people did not think highly of eating an angelic looking baby.
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Post by hermatite on Jun 13, 2007 13:27:05 GMT -5
If sneezes are really mini-orgasms, then how come pepper doesn't cost $1200 a pound?
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Post by Michael John on Jun 13, 2007 13:36:56 GMT -5
Why did Gold become the most accepted trading commodity, and the basis for most major currencies?
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Post by Condor on Jun 13, 2007 13:37:20 GMT -5
If sneezes are really mini-orgasms, then how come pepper doesn't cost $1200 a pound? Answer: Because anyone who would pay $1,200 a pound for an orgasm doesn't deserve to have any at all. Let's see...$1,200 x a 135 pound women = $162,000. Yup, pepper is better, and you get a lot more bang for your buck. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 13, 2007 13:45:53 GMT -5
Why did Gold become the most accepted trading commodity, and the basis for most major currencies? Answer: Because wheat, corn, and wine were already being used for other purposes. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Jun 13, 2007 13:50:42 GMT -5
How come new hampshire got stuck with all the granite?
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Post by Condor on Jun 13, 2007 14:03:23 GMT -5
How come new hampshire got stuck with all the granite? Answer: Because it was looking for a way to define itself. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Jun 13, 2007 14:11:02 GMT -5
the granite was? or new hampshire? Why am I so confused by your answer?
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 13, 2007 14:27:36 GMT -5
why is it that a sock often disappears in the process of doing the laundry?
KD
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cleo12797
spending too much on rocks
Member since April 2007
Posts: 279
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Post by cleo12797 on Jun 13, 2007 15:31:25 GMT -5
Do ants sleep?
Ang
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Post by Tweetiepy on Jun 13, 2007 15:39:06 GMT -5
How come new hampshire got stuck with all the granite? It's here too and nothing else really
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cleo12797
spending too much on rocks
Member since April 2007
Posts: 279
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Post by cleo12797 on Jun 13, 2007 15:45:46 GMT -5
Hey Tweetie,
You think you have it bad? Red Granite is Wisconsin's state rock!!! The is even a town called Redgranite.
Ang
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Post by Condor on Jun 13, 2007 15:55:41 GMT -5
the granite was? or new hampshire? Why am I so confused by your answer? Answer: New Hampshire has to be defined by something so granite it will be. You are confused Grasshopped because that is the way of the Shao-Lin. Condor
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