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Post by rockmanken on Jul 13, 2011 7:25:47 GMT -5
Terrible to get old.
An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical Exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take This jar home and bring back a semen sample Tomorrow.'
The next day the 80-year-old man reappeared At the doctor's office and gave him the jar, Which was as clean and empty as on the Previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man Explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried With my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried With my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with Her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, Then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door And she tried too, first with both hands, then an Armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between Her knees, but still nothing.....'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
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Post by superioragates on Jul 13, 2011 7:38:33 GMT -5
OMG...I laughed right out loud! awesome!
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Post by Toad on Jul 13, 2011 8:03:21 GMT -5
Ha
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adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on Jul 13, 2011 9:30:26 GMT -5
GOOD one! ;D
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Post by Rockhobbit on Jul 13, 2011 11:30:42 GMT -5
How real it is! Didn't Jackie Gleason say that?
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Post by frane on Jul 14, 2011 15:35:30 GMT -5
Oh, that is funny! Fran
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meta99
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Post by meta99 on Jul 14, 2011 17:57:31 GMT -5
I had read that one a long time ago...and to tell you how old I am...I had forgotten the punch line! OUCH!
Sue
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Post by rockrookie on Jul 14, 2011 22:08:50 GMT -5
LOL !! --paul
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Post by roy on Jul 15, 2011 0:31:09 GMT -5
rotflmao thats a side killer
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Post by ColtChainmailJewelryDesigns on Jul 15, 2011 0:54:59 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!
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Post by NatureNut on Jul 15, 2011 7:48:17 GMT -5
Hahahahaha
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