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Post by kap on Jan 27, 2015 20:45:58 GMT -5
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did." Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora....the gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you think would be fair?"
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Post by rockpickerforever on Jan 28, 2015 0:47:26 GMT -5
Um, kap, is there more to the joke??
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Post by captbob on Jan 28, 2015 1:52:20 GMT -5
That's funny!
might want to read it again Jean
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Jan 28, 2015 7:50:05 GMT -5
Post by rockpickerforever on Jan 28, 2015 7:50:05 GMT -5
Thanks, captbob. Duh, now I get it! Must've been tired when I read it...
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Thunder69
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Jan 28, 2015 20:22:06 GMT -5
Post by Thunder69 on Jan 28, 2015 20:22:06 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!....John
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Jan 28, 2015 21:57:02 GMT -5
Post by free4rms on Jan 28, 2015 21:57:02 GMT -5
O-o-o-. I like this one! I think my friends on my email list will, too.
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Jan 28, 2015 22:57:38 GMT -5
Post by Fossilman on Jan 28, 2015 22:57:38 GMT -5
LMAO!
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