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Post by rockpickerforever on Jan 21, 2020 12:05:20 GMT -5
Growing up is a weird notion to wrap your mind around. As you go through life, your perspectives on almost everything will change. How you define success will change as well. Things that you thought were important at the age of 35 will be useless when you're 65. You may not realize it now, but everything will shift...
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 success is having money. At age 60 success is having money
At age 70 success is having sex. At age 80 success is having a drivers license. At age 85 success is having friends. At age 90 success is not peeing in your pants. It all comes full circle, whether you like it or not.
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Post by RickB on Jan 21, 2020 13:12:38 GMT -5
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Post by 1dave on Jan 29, 2020 10:11:17 GMT -5
Singing in the shower is fine - until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a
Soap Opera!
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Post by knave on Jan 29, 2020 10:41:39 GMT -5
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Post by knave on Jan 29, 2020 11:16:32 GMT -5
The above not meant to be a slam to anyone.
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Post by rockjunquie on Jan 29, 2020 12:10:56 GMT -5
The above not meant to be a slam to anyone. My daughter is a card. In her living frame is a framed cross stitch that says "It's not mean if it's hilarious". No kidding.
eta meant living room.
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Post by RocksInNJ on Jan 31, 2020 3:00:53 GMT -5
I love sleeping on the couch and depending on the couch, prefer it to a bed at times.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Feb 3, 2020 17:07:54 GMT -5
AGE TEST GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH TO GET THIS ONE
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Post by HankRocks on Feb 3, 2020 17:16:33 GMT -5
AGE TEST GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH TO GET THIS ONE
Heyyyy Ralphie Boy!!!!
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Post by rockpickerforever on Feb 3, 2020 17:19:00 GMT -5
How many cans of Red Bull can you have in a day?
I think he overdid it...
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Post by RickB on Mar 6, 2020 18:43:00 GMT -5
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Post by RickB on Mar 6, 2020 18:48:06 GMT -5
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Post by RickB on Mar 15, 2020 6:37:25 GMT -5
WNBA athlete Alberta (Leslie Jones) and White Castle owner Ian (Martin Freeman) are getting married no matter what anyone says.
Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks
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Post by rockpickerforever on Mar 15, 2020 16:48:10 GMT -5
With what is going on in today's world, we all need to keep our sense of humor.
The 10 Cent Martini
Four old guys are walking down a street. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks ~10 cents."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen? There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says "That's 10 cents each, please." The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please." They pay 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet. Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?" "I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, Liquor, beer it's all the same." "Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says. As the four of them sip their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there. Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men ask the Bartender, "What's with them? The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida" . . .
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Post by rockpickerforever on Mar 15, 2020 17:03:36 GMT -5
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Post by RickB on Mar 16, 2020 6:36:34 GMT -5
For St. Patrick's Day.
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Post by joshuamcduffie on Mar 17, 2020 10:45:00 GMT -5
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Post by parfive on Mar 19, 2020 19:36:49 GMT -5
Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
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Post by RickB on Mar 21, 2020 15:54:10 GMT -5
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Post by joshuamcduffie on Mar 24, 2020 20:10:53 GMT -5
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