lookatthat
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Post by lookatthat on Jul 12, 2020 21:21:19 GMT -5
"If they're trying register cats, I'm not sure who else they are trying to register...." And DEAD cats, at that.
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Post by RickB on Jul 13, 2020 11:58:18 GMT -5
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Post by RickB on Sept 25, 2020 13:06:49 GMT -5
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Post by parfive on Sept 27, 2020 13:44:55 GMT -5
Three women are in the locker room getting changed to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head.
First woman: “Not my husband“.
Second woman: “Doesn’t look like mine either”.
Third one: “I don’t think he’s even a member of the club.“
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Post by mohs on Sept 27, 2020 13:48:55 GMT -5
this is why I've never been a member of any club m slty
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 27, 2020 17:35:34 GMT -5
this is why I've never been a member of any club m slty The mohs is an original, one of a kind. They broke the mold after him. He ain't a joiner.
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Post by mohs on Sept 27, 2020 17:40:26 GMT -5
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Post by stephan on Sept 30, 2020 22:49:47 GMT -5
Two octogenarian friends meet for the first time in 20 years, and decide to get caught up. After a while, the first says, “you know, my wife still thinks I’m hot.”
The second guy looks skeptical. “Really?”
“Yes,” the first guy answers.
“How do you know?”
“Every time I walk by, she says, ‘God, what an ass!’”
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Post by stephan on Oct 3, 2020 22:33:36 GMT -5
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lookatthat
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Post by lookatthat on Oct 4, 2020 12:17:23 GMT -5
Three women are in the locker room getting changed to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head. First woman: “Not my husband“. Second woman: “Doesn’t look like mine either”. Third one: “I don’t think he’s even a member of the club.“ This is such a subtle joke -- so funny
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Post by rockpickerforever on Oct 18, 2020 19:36:39 GMT -5
A refreshing break from politics. I can relate to this post old guy. Funny guy Brad Upton. Boomer Triggers Gen-Z Snowflakes My apologies, there are several commercials, you can skip through them after a short bit.
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Post by RickB on Oct 29, 2020 21:38:21 GMT -5
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Post by rockpickerforever on Oct 31, 2020 18:21:38 GMT -5
This is funny! I laughed my butt off!
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Post by rockpickerforever on Nov 1, 2020 0:31:12 GMT -5
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dreamrocks
freely admits to licking rocks
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Post by dreamrocks on Nov 1, 2020 8:54:41 GMT -5
Did you here about the fireman and his wife
The fireman comes from work one day and says to his wife.
Honey, I have been thinking, at work we have a system that we do before rolling out on every call
Bell (1) pants and boots on
Bell (2) slide down the poll
Bell (3) in the truck and roll out onto the seen, honey (is the wife) I think we need a system like that, wife says ok sounds fun. How do we do it.
Well honey we’ll have 3 bells just like at work. Ok the wife replies
When I come I’ll say (Bell 1) you bring me my pipe & slippers. Ok go on
Bell (2) you bring me the newspaper. Ok I am liking this go on
Bell (3) we race up stairs and make love. The wife says. Alrighty then let’s do it
The next day the fireman comes home sets on the couch and yells Bell (1) the wife comes running with his pipe and slippers
After a few minutes the fireman then yelled Bell (2) In comes the wife with the newspaper
When the fireman finishes reading the newspaper and thinking this is great then loudly yells Bell (3) and they race upstairs and proceed to make love
All of a sudden the wife starts yelling loudly (Bell 4) (Bell 4) (Bell 4) (BELL4) the husband says we have a Bell 4
The wife replies Bell 4 Bell 4 more hose more hose you haven’t reached the fire yet BELL 4 I NEED MORE HOSE!!
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Post by RickB on Nov 3, 2020 5:51:37 GMT -5
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dreamrocks
freely admits to licking rocks
I got lucky this morning and was able to post this no others since
Member since November 2018
Posts: 888
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Post by dreamrocks on Nov 3, 2020 6:16:08 GMT -5
How many times did he/she vote? 🤩🤭 Did this voter need to show any ID? 🧐 I am here to vote 🥵😀 All in fun 😃😃
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Post by stephan on Nov 3, 2020 23:39:24 GMT -5
This is funny! I laughed my butt off! Weird. I never thought I’d see Trump wearing that costume.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Nov 3, 2020 23:43:50 GMT -5
Hardee har har. Look closer, it's not Trump. The costume is the person it is representing.
(Don't tell me you drank the Coolaid?)
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Post by RickB on Nov 9, 2020 12:32:42 GMT -5
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