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Post by mohs on Nov 9, 2020 12:44:38 GMT -5
well we didn't get Shakespeare from billion monkeys infinity typing guess we'll have to settle for
All that glitters is not gold
and she buying cheap chninese jewelry at Walmart
mohst;y
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Post by RickB on Nov 9, 2020 13:30:39 GMT -5
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Post by lookatthat on Nov 9, 2020 15:21:38 GMT -5
That's funny! Is it an orangutan?
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Post by RickB on Nov 9, 2020 15:41:51 GMT -5
Yes
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Post by RickB on Nov 27, 2020 13:09:18 GMT -5
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Post by agatemaggot on Dec 1, 2020 19:24:04 GMT -5
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Post by aDave on Dec 1, 2020 20:35:59 GMT -5
Jokes thread in the Off-Topic area. I've moved your thread.
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Post by RickB on Dec 20, 2020 14:24:34 GMT -5
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Post by RickB on Dec 22, 2020 7:16:52 GMT -5
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Post by RickB on Dec 31, 2020 12:50:30 GMT -5
Middle Aged Man - Saturday Night Live
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Post by RickB on Jan 19, 2021 14:17:31 GMT -5
Yugo Jokes:
What makes a Yugo go faster? A tow truck. Why do Yugos have a rear window defroster? So you can keep your hands warm while you're pushing it. A man goes into an auto parts store and asks, "Can you give me a cigarette lighter for my Yugo?" "Sure, sounds like a fair trade to me." What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire? A write-off. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill? A miracle. What do you call the Yugo owner's manual? The bus timetable. How can you double the worth of a Yugo? By filling its gasoline tank. What is the smallest part of a Yugo? The owners brain. What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Yugo? A scrap dealer. What does a Yugo buyer do to look sophisticated? Wears dark glasses. How do you tell the Yugo buyer from all the other people with dark glasses? Their the ones with the white sticks. Why do they give away free TVs with Yugos? So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it. What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts? A wheelbarrow. What is the difference between a Yugo and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 360
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Post by RickB on Jan 21, 2021 16:26:46 GMT -5
A man with road rage confronts an elderly driver. Then all hell breaks loose.
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Post by RickB on Feb 13, 2021 19:56:32 GMT -5
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Post by RickB on Feb 14, 2021 10:53:47 GMT -5
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Post by rockjunquie on Feb 14, 2021 13:43:54 GMT -5
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Post by aDave on Feb 15, 2021 11:33:25 GMT -5
I'll see your Mad TV and raise with In Living Color. Heads would be exploding all over if someone tried to air that today. Sorry for the mild detour.
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Post by stephan on Feb 15, 2021 19:33:46 GMT -5
I'll see your Mad TV and raise with In Living Color. Heads would be exploding all over if someone tried to air that today. Sorry for the mild detour. What detour?
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Post by lookatthat on Feb 16, 2021 16:06:44 GMT -5
That Carey guy is pretty good... I wonder if he ever considered a career in entertainment?
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Post by lookatthat on Feb 16, 2021 16:08:06 GMT -5
Hey, I just wanted to give a shout out to whoever posted that "Bad Lip Reading" debate... I laughed until I cried and then i went and showed it to my parents. "Your favorite meat?" "Penguin."
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Post by RickB on Feb 16, 2021 16:13:16 GMT -5
Jim Carrey's First Appearance on Letterman, July 25, 1984
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