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Post by BAZ on Oct 6, 2010 20:54:16 GMT -5
Flagstaff has had fires, floods and tornadoes, all within the last 4 months. Oh Mighty Condor, IS THE END NEAR FOR OUR LITTLE MOUNTAIN TOWN!?!?!
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Post by Condor on Oct 8, 2010 23:57:16 GMT -5
Flagstaff has had fires, floods and tornadoes, all within the last 4 months. Oh Mighty Condor, IS THE END NEAR FOR OUR LITTLE MOUNTAIN TOWN!?!?! Answer: Not in the least. It is the Flagstaffonians way of keeping the town a well kept secret. Frighten the masses to prevent them from moving and settling there, but keep it keep it picture-perfect enough to keep the touristy dinero coming in. The Condor commends you for your wise ways. The town will live long and prosper. Condor
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Post by BAZ on Oct 9, 2010 20:40:02 GMT -5
So, what's up with sea turtles?
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Post by Condor on Oct 10, 2010 16:23:09 GMT -5
So, what's up with sea turtles? Answer: As of now, volunteers and wildlife types are closely working with them and some are even being fitted with spectacles because they are having a hard time sea-ing. Condor
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adrian65
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Post by adrian65 on Nov 24, 2010 0:07:24 GMT -5
How's the Mighty Condor doing? Why doesn't he spread his wings and knowledge around here lately?
Adrian
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Post by Condor on Nov 27, 2010 21:48:12 GMT -5
How's the Mighty Condor doing? Why doesn't he spread his wings and knowledge around here lately? Adrian Answer: The Condor still flies, high, high up in the sky. He observes with good intentions waiting to hear from the masses. Whatever the question, the Condor will provide wisdumb unique only to him and use his uncredible nah-ledge gained from years of living on this great blue planet. Condor
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Post by adrian65 on Nov 27, 2010 23:19:53 GMT -5
Answer: The Condor still flies, high, high up in the sky. He observes ... Why so high? Is it an every day habit, or is it only the fear of being mistook as a turkey during these special days? How high do you fly? Too high and you lose the details, too low and you loose the whole thing. Have you set an optimum level?
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Post by gr on Nov 27, 2010 23:57:30 GMT -5
Oh mighty condor, wherefor art thou to answer the mighty Romainians question? Has thou flown so low that the coop hast gotten in thy way?
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Post by Condor on Nov 28, 2010 0:07:50 GMT -5
Oh mighty condor, wherefor art thou to answer the mighty Romainians question? Has thou flown so low that the coop hast gotten in thy way? Answer: The Condor has been flying steadily in the straightest of lines. He has not tumbled or cabulated or even looked at precious agates of any sort. He has observed and waited, waited for to be asked of whatever needs asking. As the weather changes, the Condor will be flying in tumbling form. Condor
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Post by Condor on Nov 28, 2010 0:09:01 GMT -5
Answer: The Condor still flies, high, high up in the sky. He observes ... Why so high? Is it an every day habit, or is it only the fear of being mistook as a turkey during these special days? How high do you fly? Too high and you lose the details, too low and you loose the whole thing. Have you set an optimum level? Answer: In order to observe one and all the Condor must fly eight miles high. Here he observes with the Byrds that fly with him and his good friend Roger. No fear being mysteaken for the fugly turkey. The Condor is much better lookin'. Optimum flying level is 8 Miles High while low level is right at the ground with his other good friend Bob. As true rockhounds the belief is sound...Everybody Must Collect Stones (on a Rainy Day with Womens #s 12 and 35.) Condor
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Post by elementary on Apr 30, 2011 11:25:56 GMT -5
Oh great guru of avian plumage and great wingspan:
I am creating a game for my 6th grade class.
Which is more fun for kids to use? A spinner or a pair of dice?
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Post by Condor on May 3, 2011 20:35:34 GMT -5
Oh great guru of avian plumage and great wingspan: I am creating a game for my 6th grade class. Which is more fun for kids to use? A spinner or a pair of dice? Answer: Oh Elementary Educator, you have come to the right Condor for such insightly advice. For the Condor too, and when he is not flying the world over to offer words of wizdumb, is indeed a sixth grade middle school teacher himself. A pair of dice is much too quick and fast for whatever it is it shall entail. A spinner will last a tad longer as it spins round and round. The young critters will become mesmerized and enjoy watching it go and therin will pay more attention to the game at hand. Condor
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Post by adrian65 on Oct 22, 2011 0:37:40 GMT -5
Oh, mighty Condor, here's my question: where does the typing go, when you think you type a text in a window but in fact that window is inactive? Cannot find it anywhere. Could it be flying towards the heights you are flying to?
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Post by Condor on Nov 20, 2011 20:59:36 GMT -5
Oh, mighty Condor, here's my question: where does the typing go, when you think you type a text in a window but in fact that window is inactive? Cannot find it anywhere. Could it be flying towards the heights you are flying to? Answer: The disappearing texts go to the offspring of an actor by the name of Tony Curtis. If the window is in-active and Jamie Lee Curtis is the voice of a yogurt called Activia then and only therefore, it stands to high reason that the missing texts are in the sound mind of said offspring and somewhat actress by virtue of each and every letter being in-activiaaaa. Condor
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Post by NatureNut on Nov 20, 2011 21:41:51 GMT -5
Oh Wise One, I have to make an apple pie for Thanksgiving. Should I use a regular pie crust, or switch things up with a graham cracker crust or get really funky and give it a shortbread crust? Jo
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Post by Condor on Nov 21, 2011 10:12:23 GMT -5
Oh Wise One, I have to make an apple pie for Thanksgiving. Should I use a regular pie crust, or switch things up with a graham cracker crust or get really funky and give it a shortbread crust? Jo Answer: The Condor had to fly to Cupertino, California where that is where the Apple of all apples is found. Funkyness and brilliance is the norm in that locale. From there he had to channel the one and only S. Job. Condor has deciphered that the best apple pie must be made by acquiring high quality apples then multiple ply them by 3.14. The result leads to ....shortbread crust. Condor
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Post by krazydiamond on Dec 16, 2011 18:18:59 GMT -5
All Knowing One, how can i stop worrying about things that i have no control over? how can i control the things i have at least a little influence on? and how can i deal with events that simply piss me off? thanking you in advance for your answers.
KD
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Post by Condor on Dec 16, 2011 19:54:15 GMT -5
All Knowing One, how can i stop worrying about things that i have no control over? how can i control the things i have at least a little influence on? and how can i deal with events that simply piss me off? thanking you in advance for your answers. Answer: 1. Go to your local Wal-Mart and observe the multitudes of the multi-masses doing their multi-shopping with multi-coupons. It is there that you will learn the true meaning of non-controllable worries for it those couponholics who haven't a care in the world regardless of the fifty people they hold back behind them. 2. Buy yourself a personal breathalizer. This way you will always be just under the influence and not over it. 3. Stop drinking water three hours before bedtime. Condor
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Post by Rogue Trader on Jan 4, 2012 5:32:54 GMT -5
Dear Condor, this is the first time I have taken the plunge and asked you for your esteemed advice. I will admit though in the past of wanting to ask you many questions.
Here is my question for today.
My front tyre has done X thousand miles and the tread is rather thin. Nay, in places it is non-existant and the wires and threads are starting to be exposed. With merely 2,000 miles left to travel, should I continue with my journey on the tyres fitted? Or should I shell out for a new tyre?
P.S. I do not carry a spare tyre with me.
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Post by Condor on Jan 4, 2012 22:24:08 GMT -5
Dear Condor, this is the first time I have taken the plunge and asked you for your esteemed advice. I will admit though in the past of wanting to ask you many questions. Here is my question for today. My front tyre has done X thousand miles and the tread is rather thin. Nay, in places it is non-existant and the wires and threads are starting to be exposed. With merely 2,000 miles left to travel, should I continue with my journey on the tyres fitted? Or should I shell out for a new tyre?P.S. I do not carry a spare tyre with me. Answer: Continue with your Journey my treadless, tireless and thin friend. While you are at it, be sure to take Steve Perry with you. Instead of investing great sums for a tire, invest a small sum on duck tape. Observe closely this here picture of a blown out tire which was fixed by way of the duck. Now go forth and be on your way. Condor
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