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Post by Condor on Jun 14, 2007 16:22:53 GMT -5
ah, but why is it when i switch to a faster line, it immediately slows down? KD Answer: Because a fast line is closely related to green grass. You see, a fast line is always faster on the other side. Condor
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deanf
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Post by deanf on Jun 14, 2007 18:05:05 GMT -5
If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro," does that make Congress opposed to progress?
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Post by Condor on Jun 14, 2007 19:07:28 GMT -5
If "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro," does that make Congress opposed to progress? Answer: Yup. And it makes all those in congress a bucha cons. Con...dor P.S...Except me.
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deanf
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Post by deanf on Jun 14, 2007 19:11:08 GMT -5
Can race car drivers deduct speeding tickets ?
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deanf
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Post by deanf on Jun 14, 2007 19:11:54 GMT -5
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets ?
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deanf
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Post by deanf on Jun 14, 2007 19:12:53 GMT -5
Why do packages of croutons have expiration dates ?
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Post by Condor on Jun 14, 2007 19:17:54 GMT -5
Can race car drivers deduct speeding tickets ? Answer: Yes, but only if they look like Danica Patrick. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 14, 2007 19:21:43 GMT -5
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets ? Answer: Because they wanted to look handsome and debonair prior to impact. Condor
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deanf
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Post by deanf on Jun 14, 2007 19:25:58 GMT -5
How long will it be before Condor gets sick of answering all these imponderables ?
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Post by Condor on Jun 14, 2007 19:28:54 GMT -5
Why do packages of croutons have expiration dates ? Answer: To confuse the salad which doesn't have them. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 14, 2007 19:30:09 GMT -5
How long will it be before Condor gets sick of answering all these imponderables ? Answer: The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind. Condor
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Post by adrian65 on Jun 14, 2007 23:03:16 GMT -5
Did you have time to sleep since you started this avalanche thread?
Adrian
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rockinmom
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Post by rockinmom on Jun 14, 2007 23:22:19 GMT -5
Why do they clean the IV site with alchol pads before giving lethal injections?
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deanf
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Post by deanf on Jun 15, 2007 0:02:48 GMT -5
Do the people who inventory sheep frequently fall asleep on the job ?
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deanf
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Post by deanf on Jun 15, 2007 0:04:01 GMT -5
If Teflon is non-stick, how do they get it to stay stuck to the pan ?
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deanf
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Post by deanf on Jun 15, 2007 0:05:09 GMT -5
Do police sketch artists start start their careers drawing chalk outlines ?
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Post by Condor on Jun 15, 2007 7:58:20 GMT -5
Did you have time to sleep since you started this avalanche thread? Adrian Answer: I go into deep thought while lying in bed in order to come up with these profound tidbits of information. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Jun 15, 2007 8:32:34 GMT -5
if god is really all knowing AND all powerful, why does such a being allow bad things to happen to good people?
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Post by Condor on Jun 15, 2007 9:02:25 GMT -5
Why do they clean the IV site with alchol pads before giving lethal injections? Answer: They want to make sure the needle won't get dirty because they're going to reuse it again on the next criminal. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 15, 2007 9:04:37 GMT -5
Do the people who inventory sheep frequently fall asleep on the job ? Answer: No. Whenever they feel they are falling asleep, the stand up and dance the wooly bully. Condor
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