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Post by Condor on Jun 9, 2009 10:06:52 GMT -5
Who are they? Why do people always quote what they say and how did they become such experts in everything? Answer: "They" are a far and distant cousin to "Them" (from the 1950s SciFi movie), but unrelated to "Those" who are looked down upon by us all. "They" are found in all parts of this great blue planet spewing unreliable knowledge to the masses who go forth and multiply this nonsense by getting them to utter the words...."They say." So where might you find "They?" In the minds of others who have no idea where their unreliable information comes from. Condor
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Post by Titania on Jun 10, 2009 10:30:45 GMT -5
When will dolphins rise up and claim their place as human overlords?
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WyckedWyre
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since April 2007
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Post by WyckedWyre on Jun 10, 2009 10:59:01 GMT -5
Will we rendezvous at Woodward Ranch in October, as we did last year? ::)S
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Post by Condor on Jun 10, 2009 11:10:51 GMT -5
When will dolphins rise up and claim their place as human overlords? Answer: When Ricky Williams of the NFL Dolphins decides to go on another loony sabbatical and decides to swim with real ocean dolphins. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 10, 2009 11:15:39 GMT -5
Will we rendezvous at Woodward Ranch in October, as we did last year? ::)S Answer: The Condor's wings are always ready to fly at a moment's notice. Even if he flies solo to WWR he just may be there. NMrocks, hubby Dave, and a few canines just might be there too. All others are welcome. Condor
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Karen
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since March 2006
Posts: 145
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Post by Karen on Jun 11, 2009 15:52:02 GMT -5
Wow! I've missed out on a lot while I've been away!
Okay, heres a question that I have been wondering about for years...
Why is it called a pair of pants when its only one?
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Post by Condor on Jun 11, 2009 20:31:20 GMT -5
Wow! I've missed out on a lot while I've been away! Okay, heres a question that I have been wondering about for years... Why is it called a pair of pants when its only one? Answer: First and foremost, welcome back Karen. They are called pair of pants because after owning them for a pair of years, it takes a lot of panting just to get into them. (Unless you are blessed with good "jeans" which allow you to never put on weight.) Condor
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Post by NatureNut on Jun 11, 2009 20:53:21 GMT -5
Oh Filler of Pages with Wisdom,
Will we sell our house before August or will we just take off in our RV and relist the house when the housing market improves?
And how am I going to fit all of my rocks in my RV?
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Post by BAZ on Jun 11, 2009 22:04:38 GMT -5
What is your take on organic food?
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Post by Condor on Jun 11, 2009 22:36:30 GMT -5
Oh Filler of Pages with Wisdom, Will we sell our house before August or will we just take off in our RV and relist the house when the housing market improves? And how am I going to fit all of my rocks in my RV? Answer #1: The house shall remain in state as it waits for the market to improve while you do what the Condor and so many other wish they could do, and that is to head out in your RV, see the country, enjoy life, and most of all be at the Woodward Ranch Blitz IV in March of 2010. Answer #2: Slab, slab, slab. Cab, cab, cab. With a small type cabbing machine there is no end to the rocks you will be able to keep in your RV. If all else fails, the Condor's nest has plenty of room for your rocks. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 11, 2009 22:39:03 GMT -5
What is your take on organic food? Answer: At church and at funerals, organic is good. Anywhere else, pianic, or acoustic guitaric is better. Condor
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Karen
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since March 2006
Posts: 145
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Post by Karen on Jun 12, 2009 12:31:55 GMT -5
Wow! I've missed out on a lot while I've been away! Okay, heres a question that I have been wondering about for years... Why is it called a pair of pants when its only one? Answer: First and foremost, welcome back Karen. They are called pair of pants because after owning them for a pair of years, it takes a lot of panting just to get into them. (Unless you are blessed with good "jeans" which allow you to never put on weight.) Condor Excellent answer! Thank you Condor. Now my mind can finally rest. This is better than a magic 8 ball!
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Post by NatureNut on Jun 16, 2009 21:59:48 GMT -5
Oh Filler of Pages with Wisdom, Will we sell our house before August or will we just take off in our RV and relist the house when the housing market improves? And how am I going to fit all of my rocks in my RV? Answer #1: The house shall remain in state as it waits for the market to improve while you do what the Condor and so many other wish they could do, and that is to head out in your RV, see the country, enjoy life, and most of all be at the Woodward Ranch Blitz IV in March of 2010. Answer #2: Slab, slab, slab. Cab, cab, cab. With a small type cabbing machine there is no end to the rocks you will be able to keep in your RV. If all else fails, the Condor's nest has plenty of room for your rocks. Condor Condor:
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Post by Michael John on Jun 16, 2009 22:22:24 GMT -5
What are your opinions on and insight into:
* Einstein's theory of relativity
* Newton's laws of motion
* Murphy's law
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Post by Condor on Jun 17, 2009 10:23:41 GMT -5
What are your opinions on and insight into: * Einstein's theory of relativity * Newton's laws of motion * Murphy's law Answer to Theory of relativity: Theoretically speaking, Einstein should never have messed with his relatives. Answer to Laws of Motion: Newton came up with it, Carole King wrote it, Little Eva sang it, Grand Funk redid it, and they all just went plum Loco. Answer to Murphy's Law: RTH members know Mr. Murphy quite well. We write (and often times post pics) of our mistakes here on a daily basis. The Condor has ruined perfectly good tumbled condors, cabs, slabs, and so on and so forth. Condor
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adrian65
Cave Dweller
Arch to golden memories and to great friends.
Member since February 2007
Posts: 10,777
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Post by adrian65 on Jun 18, 2009 9:42:23 GMT -5
Oh, mighty Condor, I have a quandary. Here's my question: why there's an "U" letter after each "Q" letter in English. And I need that answer quick!
Adrian
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Post by Condor on Jun 18, 2009 15:32:05 GMT -5
Oh, mighty Condor, I have a quandary. Here's my question: why there's an "U" letter after each "Q" letter in English. And I need that answer quick! Adrian Answer: Because Quetzalcoatl the ancient Aztec god told Hernan Quortez (who changed his spelling to Cortez because he was too dang quanfused) to go out and further quanfuse the world by keeping that U after the Q. Quomprende? Quandor
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adrian65
Cave Dweller
Arch to golden memories and to great friends.
Member since February 2007
Posts: 10,777
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Post by adrian65 on Jun 18, 2009 22:46:27 GMT -5
O.Queye Quondor. How quould I not quomprend such a clear explanation! I can finally quit being quonfused.
Your thanqueful Adrian
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Post by NatureNut on Jun 19, 2009 16:52:46 GMT -5
Oooh, ooh... maybe I'll finally have an answer to the age-old question of all time, if The Condor doesn't mind uncovering the mystery...
Why don't men like to stop and ask directions?
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Post by BAZ on Jun 19, 2009 18:49:28 GMT -5
Oh Benevolent One,
You have recently been pinned to the top of the Life Section on RTH. I imagine you will receive many quandaries (thanks Adrian!) and conundrums on a daily basis from your humble minions.
Will this overwhelm your altruistic heart?
Distressfully Yours, BAZ
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