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Post by Condor on Jun 19, 2009 19:51:52 GMT -5
Oooh, ooh... maybe I'll finally have an answer to the age-old question of all time, if The Condor doesn't mind uncovering the mystery... Why don't men like to stop and ask directions? Answer: Because that's not the way they do it on Mars, but if they were to make a quick pit-stop to Venus, then maybe, just maybe, they might. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 19, 2009 20:00:06 GMT -5
Oh Benevolent One, You have recently been pinned to the top of the Life Section on RTH. I imagine you will receive many quandaries (thanks Adrian!) and conundrums on a daily basis from your humble minions. Will this overwhelm your altruistic heart? Distressfully Yours, BAZ Answer: Oh, but no, no, no. In the event this should happen (though highly unlikely), then the Condor will make his way to two of his homes to seek further enlightenment. One home will be in Argentina where Condor Agates and the mighty Andean Condor bird are found, and the other will be in your state along the Grand Canyon where California Condors abound. Condor
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Post by MyNewHobby on Jun 20, 2009 17:44:20 GMT -5
Condor ... answer me this please ...
Why do people say this and where did it originate?
"Okey Dokey"?
As always
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Post by Condor on Jun 20, 2009 18:26:57 GMT -5
Condor ... answer me this please ... Why do people say this and where did it originate? "Okey Dokey"? As always Answer: Because that's what the six year old child from Oklahoma answered to his new friends in California when they asked him if he wanted to play Hokey Pokey. Being the trendsetter that he was, everyone began to use that phrase 'round the world. He also had a couple of good friends, Gumby and Pokey. Condor
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Good Vibrations
noticing nice landscape pebbles
Overanalysis leads to Paralysis
Member since May 2009
Posts: 91
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Post by Good Vibrations on Jul 7, 2009 10:08:44 GMT -5
Why is it that squirrels remember where they bury their nuts, and I can't remember where I put my keys?
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Post by Condor on Jul 7, 2009 10:22:37 GMT -5
Why is it that squirrels remember where they bury their nuts, and I can't remember where I put my keys? Answer: Because squirrels' brains are so much smaller than ours that there is not all that mass of confusion in their brains as there are in ours. Ever check out a little kid? They remember everything. Condor
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Good Vibrations
noticing nice landscape pebbles
Overanalysis leads to Paralysis
Member since May 2009
Posts: 91
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Post by Good Vibrations on Jul 7, 2009 16:31:45 GMT -5
I have one more question that no one has been able to answer for me:
Why doesn't the "1" button on the telephone have any letters associated with it?
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Post by Condor on Jul 7, 2009 18:46:55 GMT -5
I have one more question that no one has been able to answer for me: Why doesn't the "1" button on the telephone have any letters associated with it? Answer: Three dogs I met in the night once told me that the reason is because 1 is the loneliest number that you'll ever do and it's also the saddest experience you'll ever know. Condor
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Post by Hard Rock Cafe on Jul 30, 2009 22:53:28 GMT -5
Condor, I realize this is a somewhat delicate subject, but have you stopped beating your wife?
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Post by Condor on Jul 31, 2009 15:15:32 GMT -5
Condor, I realize this is a somewhat delicate subject, but have you stopped beating your wife? Answer: Can't say that the Condor has. Every now and again she beats the Condor to the TV remote, but for the most part the Condor always beats her. Condor
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1934new
having dreams about rocks
Member since August 2009
Posts: 65
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Post by 1934new on Aug 27, 2009 13:08:28 GMT -5
What is a Dowickus? What is a Defugalty?
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Post by moondragon on Aug 27, 2009 14:20:30 GMT -5
Thats what my friends asked when they wanted to skip school back a thousand years ago and being from the south, hence, the pronunciation... Sara, Dowickus? I said, no thank you, my daddy would beat my butt.
And then Defugalty.... I had a boyfriend that thought it meant not cheap:)
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Post by Condor on Aug 28, 2009 19:40:28 GMT -5
Thats what my friends asked when they wanted to skip school back a thousand years ago and being from the south, hence, the pronunciation... Sara, Dowickus? I said, no thank you, my daddy would beat my butt. And then Defugalty.... I had a boyfriend that thought it meant not cheap:) Intruder! Intruder! Intruder! (But the Condor did like your answers.) Condor
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Post by Condor on Aug 28, 2009 19:46:51 GMT -5
Thats what my friends asked when they wanted to skip school back a thousand years ago and being from the south, hence, the pronunciation... Sara, Dowickus? I said, no thank you, my daddy would beat my butt. And then Defugalty.... I had a boyfriend that thought it meant not cheap:) Answer: Dowickus is what members of RTH do at the WWR Blitzes every March. Defugalty: Are the problems that all rockhounds experience as they go through round after round of trying to polish the perfect stone. Condor
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Post by sandsman1 on Aug 31, 2009 19:01:54 GMT -5
what does --- hop-stan-forta-didda-middy-croup -- mean if thats not enough how about the second part --- fima-naya-tella-ponit
my dad usta allways say that since i was a kid haha -- maybe he was dropped on his head as a kid ?
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Post by Condor on Aug 31, 2009 21:59:28 GMT -5
what does --- hop-stan-forta-didda-middy-croup -- mean if thats not enough how about the second part --- fima-naya-tella-ponit my dad usta allways say that since i was a kid haha -- maybe he was dropped on his head as a kid ? Answer: It's a secret message to all the electricals and once you hear it, or read it, it will stay in your head forever. Sort of like Eight Six Seven, Five Three Oh Nine. Eight Six Seven, Five Three Oh Nine. In effect, it becomes a brain hiccup. What it means is "I'm in your brain and I will never get out of it." Condor
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1934new
having dreams about rocks
Member since August 2009
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Post by 1934new on Sept 19, 2009 8:16:16 GMT -5
Is the hokey pokey what its all about?
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Post by Condor on Sept 19, 2009 18:40:25 GMT -5
Is the hokey pokey what its all about? Answer: Absolutely. Especially if Barney, Baby Bob, and all their friends are all there. Condor
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darrad
fully equipped rock polisher
Member since September 2006
Posts: 1,636
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Post by darrad on Oct 19, 2009 11:31:02 GMT -5
Oh great and wise Condor, Why does blue cheese smell like dirty socks?
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Post by Condor on Oct 22, 2009 21:28:35 GMT -5
Oh great and wise Condor, Why does blue cheese smell like dirty socks? Answer Because the one who invented blue cheese did not want it to smell like dirty underwear. Condor
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