snowdog
fully equipped rock polisher
RIP David Fildes, aka: snowdog
Member since January 2005
Posts: 1,527
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Post by snowdog on Dec 28, 2009 8:32:52 GMT -5
'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse.
The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head.
Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, While upstairs the family continued to snore.
And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans, Went into the kitchen and started to clean.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror.
The driver was smiling, so lively and grand; The patch on his jacket said, "U.S. POSTMAN."
With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox, Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox.
Bill after bill, after bill, they still came, Whistling and shouting he called them by name:
"Now Target, now Best Buy, now Penny's and Sears. There's eBay and Amazon - you're up to your ears!
"To the tip of your limit, every store, every mall, Now charge away - charge away - charge away all!"
He whooped and he whistled as he finished his work. He filled up the box, then turned with a jerk.
He sprang to his truck and he drove down the road, Driving much faster with just half a load.
Then, I heard him exclaim with great holiday cheer, "Enjoy what you got . . . you'll be paying all year!" ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by superioragates on Dec 28, 2009 8:47:56 GMT -5
That's funny! Good thing I ain't got now credit cards!
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Post by texaswoodie on Dec 28, 2009 8:52:03 GMT -5
That was the case, but no more!
Curt
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Post by sandsman1 on Dec 28, 2009 9:04:59 GMT -5
havent used a cc in about 10 years haha learned my lesson the hard way -- but i did learn
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Post by Toad on Dec 28, 2009 9:16:24 GMT -5
Very funny, Dave. Well, not for some people...
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Post by Bejewelme on Dec 28, 2009 15:58:30 GMT -5
That's me, and also the one where the guy is digging thru the trash looking for Barbie's comb, I had to dig for the extra remote control helicopter parts, LOL!!!!
Amber
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Post by sitnwrap on Dec 29, 2009 0:34:46 GMT -5
That had me in stitches. Thanks for the last laugh of the day.
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