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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 1, 2014 13:04:33 GMT -5
In observance of Labor Day, I'd like to take a minute to pay tribute to workers in some of the different occupations in this great country of ours.
These are things that happen as those workers age.
I know you can do a Google search, and come up with a bunch of these, but I'd like to just see your favorites, please.
So, without further ado, here's a few to get you started.
OLD ROCK HOUNDS never die; they just slowly petrify. OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they get sent to the old focus home OLD ROCKERS never die, but it would be nice if some of them would retire! And, since my husband is a machinist- OLD MACHINISTS never die, they just get a little lathey.
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Post by mohs on Sept 1, 2014 13:25:35 GMT -5
old saw filers never die they just file away mostly
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Post by mohs on Sept 1, 2014 13:53:37 GMT -5
o computer programmers never die they just go code
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Post by mohs on Sept 1, 2014 13:54:28 GMT -5
o author never die they just dig a plot
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Post by tkrueger3 on Sept 1, 2014 16:45:16 GMT -5
Old truckers never die, They just go get a new Peterbilt.....
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snuffy
Cave Dweller
Member since May 2009
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Post by snuffy on Sept 1, 2014 17:04:00 GMT -5
Old truckers never die, They just go get a new Peterbilt..... Hey Tom,good to hear from ya!! snuffy
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Post by tkrueger3 on Sept 1, 2014 17:07:41 GMT -5
Hey, Snuffy! Yeah, I'm not in the hobby any more, but I still lurk here pretty much daily. Seems like the older I get, the more irons I get into the fire. Now I don't really have time for hobbies, what with 6 grandkids to watch grow up, and other relatives that need to be taken care of daily. I just always enjoyed this forum, and still do.
Tom
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Sabre52
Cave Dweller
Me and my gal, Rosie
Member since August 2005
Posts: 20,456
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Post by Sabre52 on Sept 1, 2014 17:55:51 GMT -5
One my pop used to use. "Old fishermen never die. They just smell that way." My favorite:
"Old cowboys never die. They just quit horsing around."
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Post by mohs on Sept 2, 2014 11:06:06 GMT -5
ol' grinders never die they just spark out
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Post by rockjunquie on Sept 2, 2014 16:49:17 GMT -5
Old lappers never die, they just keep spinning.
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Post by mohs on Sept 2, 2014 17:09:42 GMT -5
or hopefully just go flat
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Post by mohs on Sept 2, 2014 17:15:00 GMT -5
ol'RTH'ers never die they just kick the photobucket
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Post by mohs on Sept 2, 2014 17:17:57 GMT -5
ol'mohs never dies he jus gets harder mostly
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 2, 2014 17:24:56 GMT -5
Ed, you be nice now! Don't be kicking my photobucket!
How about OLD BANKERS never die; they just lose their interest.
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Post by mohs on Sept 3, 2014 13:21:25 GMT -5
O'Phlebologist never die they just need a poke
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blackout5783
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since November 2011
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Post by blackout5783 on Sept 3, 2014 13:41:33 GMT -5
Warning, nerd humor ahead!
Old chemists never die, they just stop reacting. Old physicists never die, they just reach ground state. And old biologists never.... Well, actually they do die but then they end up in a jar with formalin somewhere.
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Post by mohs on Sept 3, 2014 14:31:40 GMT -5
tough nerd humor to follow old geologist never die they just shift their ground
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 3, 2014 15:05:43 GMT -5
Here's one for cardiobill- OLD CARDIAC SURGEONS never die; they just get bypassed.
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Post by mohs on Sept 3, 2014 15:08:43 GMT -5
old bakers never die the just forget to add yeast rise baby rise!
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Post by rockpickerforever on Sept 3, 2014 15:14:27 GMT -5
OLD MUSICIANS never die; they just decompose.
Oh, and one for Rob Jugglerguy
OLD JUGGLERS never die; they just drop their balls.
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