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Post by docone31 on Oct 6, 2014 10:13:02 GMT -5
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline, and dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!) The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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Bad dog
Oct 7, 2014 12:17:41 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2014 12:17:41 GMT -5
hahahahaha
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Fossilman
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Oct 7, 2014 14:21:24 GMT -5
Post by Fossilman on Oct 7, 2014 14:21:24 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO!!!!
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Oct 7, 2014 14:38:56 GMT -5
Post by Toad on Oct 7, 2014 14:38:56 GMT -5
ha!
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Oct 7, 2014 15:12:31 GMT -5
Post by captbob on Oct 7, 2014 15:12:31 GMT -5
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Oct 7, 2014 18:02:34 GMT -5
Post by mohs on Oct 7, 2014 18:02:34 GMT -5
rock hound ?
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Oct 7, 2014 21:41:17 GMT -5
Post by drocknut on Oct 7, 2014 21:41:17 GMT -5
ROFLOL
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