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Post by Condor on Jun 18, 2007 8:27:29 GMT -5
Okay, here's another one to ponder. Why does "Burrito" always get a flat tire around the same spot on the way down south towards WWR? Answer: The Burrito is a jealous sort, and does not like the fact that the tires contribute to collecting rocks. The Burrito feels that good and tasty burritos should be tried at every Mexican food restaurant in West Texas. You could say the Burrito is "green with chili," and not envy. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 18, 2007 8:31:39 GMT -5
Condor, when am I going to strike it rich and retire young? Answer: You are on your way. All you need to do is find a sunken pirate ship with a motherlode of gold in one of your scuba dives. If you are over thirty, then you cannot be helped. Time cannot be taken back. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Jun 18, 2007 8:36:33 GMT -5
My spirit guide has told me to go on a dreamquest to Trenton, NJ. Should I?
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stefan
Cave Dweller
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Post by stefan on Jun 18, 2007 12:15:29 GMT -5
heheh ok what do inmates walk through in jail?? hehehe Con Doors- get it condors--- man I crack myself up!! OK now for the real hard question- Why can they give you a free wireless phone worth 100's of dollars but rip you off for a car adaptor that costs like .29¢ to make?? oh and why do they change the adaptor every time you need a new phone?
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 18, 2007 15:23:14 GMT -5
do grubworms eat green burritos?
KD
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Post by hermatite on Jun 20, 2007 8:46:41 GMT -5
Are you sick of answering questions?
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adrian65
Cave Dweller
Arch to golden memories and to great friends.
Member since February 2007
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Post by adrian65 on Jun 20, 2007 14:29:13 GMT -5
If you know the answers to all the questions, why didn't you win none of the contests in the Competition area?
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 20, 2007 16:31:11 GMT -5
ummm, i think we've made Condor Toast here......give him time to heal....
KD
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Post by Condor on Jun 22, 2007 17:17:32 GMT -5
My spirit guide has told me to go on a dreamquest to Trenton, NJ. Should I? Answer: Ah, but yes my friend. Having spent the last five days in the moutains of New Mexico, and away from computer technology I have now come back more refreshed than ever. Go on your dreamquest. You will come back a better, and more wise Hermatite. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 22, 2007 17:19:08 GMT -5
do grubworms eat green burritos? KD Answer: This wise one has never had a grubworm eat his green burrito, but has been to a restaurant or two where he found grubworms in his green burrito. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 22, 2007 17:22:15 GMT -5
Are you sick of answering questions? \ Answer: Not in the least. I had not answered questions, for I travelled up to the mountains, to rejuvenate my spirit. I played my guitar, and flute to the happy campers there, got up close to deer, and walked the path of a stream. I am now back and ready to answer what questions may come. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 22, 2007 17:27:28 GMT -5
heheh ok what do inmates walk through in jail?? hehehe Con Doors- get it condors--- man I crack myself up!! OK now for the real hard question- Why can they give you a free wireless phone worth 100's of dollars but rip you off for a car adaptor that costs like .29¢ to make?? oh and why do they change the adaptor every time you need a new phone? Answer: Because we are easier to bait than fish. Get a free phone, and think nothing of it for paying big bucks for the adapter. Sort of like driving ten miles out of the way to save three cents per gallon on gas. As for changing the adapters, the name implies itself. If one cannot adapt to the change of an adapter, then it would not be called as such. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 22, 2007 17:31:40 GMT -5
If you know the answers to all the questions, why didn't you win none of the contests in the Competition area? Answer: Because it would be unfair of this one to submit the winning answer, and not allow others to win, so therefore I allow others to win each and every contest. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 22, 2007 17:34:13 GMT -5
ummm, i think we've made Condor Toast here......give him time to heal.... KD Just back from the high mountains. One needs to get away from the mass of humanity in order to do soul searching, and come back a better person. Condor
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Post by Lady B on Jun 22, 2007 18:42:53 GMT -5
Now that you have returned from the high mountains all refreshed and re-enlightened, I was wondering if you have ever been to the back side of beyond and can you tell me where that is?
Lady B
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Post by Condor on Jun 22, 2007 20:05:00 GMT -5
Now that you have returned from the high mountains all refreshed and re-enlightened, I was wondering if you have ever been to the back side of beyond and can you tell me where that is? Lady B Answer: I have been there with dire consequences. As a tiny tot, and through the elementary school years, I was told "don't go beyond the fence." I did, for I had to experience what was there. I found out many times, that beyond the fence was for me a good spanking on the backside. The backside of beyond is located below the backside of the head, and above the heels of the feet. Therein lies your question to the backside of beyond. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Jun 23, 2007 7:44:26 GMT -5
Do these shorts make me look fat?
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wm7734
spending too much on rocks
wheres my rockhammer ?
Member since January 2007
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Post by wm7734 on Jun 23, 2007 8:40:08 GMT -5
in all my years of rock hunting i have aquired many beautiful and unique specimens,BUT I STIL HAVE NOT FOUND THE ONE,,,,what is it and when will i find it ?
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Post by Condor on Jun 23, 2007 9:00:52 GMT -5
Do these shorts make me look fat? Answer: You look absolutely adorable. Now go out and make me some breakfast. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 23, 2007 9:07:55 GMT -5
in all my years of rock hunting i have aquired many beautiful and unique specimens,BUT I STIL HAVE NOT FOUND THE ONE,,,,what is it and when will i find it ? Answer: It is an agate. A very special kind of agate mind you. You will find it in between the 30th day of March and the 5th day of April of the 2008th year at a very special place called the Woodward Ranch. You will also meet some great rockhounds from this site, and will have one of the best times of your life. Be there, for your agate is waiting for you. Condor
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