adrian65
Cave Dweller
Arch to golden memories and to great friends.
Member since February 2007
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Post by adrian65 on Jun 16, 2007 14:57:12 GMT -5
OK, then Adrian wishes to Condor to have the power to make all that exhausting thinking for having all these brilliant visions. May Winnetou's spirit guide Condor to the right path! Howgh!
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Post by Condor on Jun 16, 2007 15:03:04 GMT -5
can the Condor Greener-on-the-Other-Side Theory be applied universally or are there specific limitations? KD Answer: There are limitations. Primarily grubworms which can ruin the green grass in a heartbeat. Condor
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 16, 2007 15:47:48 GMT -5
apart from the grubworm anomaly, can the Greener-on-the-Other-Side Theory apply to universal enviousness?
KD
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Post by texaswoodie on Jun 16, 2007 15:53:17 GMT -5
Why do my messages never have a little campfire beside them?
Well......there was that one time I pissed off half the board.
Curt
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Post by Condor on Jun 16, 2007 16:11:58 GMT -5
apart from the grubworm anomaly, can the Greener-on-the-Other-Side Theory apply to universal enviousness? KD Answer: No. 'Grass is greener' is complimentary in nature while 'Green with envy' is jelousy squared. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 16, 2007 16:13:53 GMT -5
Why do my messages never have a little campfire beside them? Well......there was that one time I pissed off half the board. Curt Answer: Because you are from Texas, it is close to 100 degrees, and it's to damn hot to have a campfire. Condor
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Post by hermatite on Jun 16, 2007 17:35:51 GMT -5
do your kids know you're this smart?
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Post by cpdad on Jun 16, 2007 18:27:00 GMT -5
If wyle e. Coyote had enough money to buy all that acme crap... why didn't he just buy dinner ;D...kev
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Post by cpdad on Jun 16, 2007 18:28:06 GMT -5
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune...kev
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Post by Condor on Jun 16, 2007 19:19:18 GMT -5
do your kids know you're this smart? Answer: On the contrary. They say I have rocks in my head. And that ain't a compliment. (I tell them that they are highly polished rocks.) Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 16, 2007 19:25:16 GMT -5
If wyle e. Coyote had enough money to buy all that acme crap... why didn't he just buy dinner ;D...kev Answer: Because he was dyslexic. Every time he'd go out to buy an acme dinner, he'd end up buying acne cream. That's why he never had zits. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 16, 2007 19:29:58 GMT -5
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune...kev Answer: After consulting with William Hung, a very well known, well respected, and foremost authority on music, the answer is yes. Condor
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Post by cpdad on Jun 16, 2007 19:36:23 GMT -5
k...just wanted to see if i could make you sing the 2 songs ;D...kev.
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Post by Condor on Jun 16, 2007 19:39:49 GMT -5
k...just wanted to see if i could make you sing the 2 songs ;D...kev. Good one there Kev. I will take that as a question. Yes. Me and William Hung had to sing it aloud in order to come up with the answer. Condor
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Post by stoner on Jun 17, 2007 1:20:46 GMT -5
I just started reading this thread. Now I know what you meant by "Good luck with my run for president". I sat here scratching my head for a long time trying to figure out some secret meaning! Okay, I can't believe nobody has asked this one yet. WHERE THE HELL IS THAT GREEN BURRITO?
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blarneystone
spending too much on rocks
Rocks in my head
Member since March 2010
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Post by blarneystone on Jun 17, 2007 8:45:09 GMT -5
LMAO Ed... ;D
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Post by Condor on Jun 17, 2007 10:20:53 GMT -5
Okay, I can't believe nobody has asked this one yet. WHERE THE HELL IS THAT GREEN BURRITO? Answer: The green burrito has now become one of the Marfa Lights enigma. It can be seen floating in the sky out there. If you look closely, it will read DesertDweller. Condor
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Post by stoner on Jun 18, 2007 1:09:23 GMT -5
Okay, here's another one to ponder. Why does "Burrito" always get a flat tire around the same spot on the way down south towards WWR?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2007 1:15:38 GMT -5
Condor, when am I going to strike it rich and retire young?
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Post by stoner on Jun 18, 2007 1:44:37 GMT -5
Ooh, ohh, let me answer this one. Tony, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you will always be Tony, never Rich!
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