bushmanbilly
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Post by bushmanbilly on Apr 22, 2014 15:45:16 GMT -5
Having a rough day at work Rich? Could be worse.
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Post by parfive on Apr 22, 2014 15:54:17 GMT -5
Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and says, "Aww, some asshole's got my pen."
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Sabre52
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Post by Sabre52 on Apr 22, 2014 18:18:25 GMT -5
OK Parfive......Ewwww! *L*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 19:53:09 GMT -5
OK
this thread has officially gone to the shits...........
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Post by cpdad on Apr 22, 2014 20:05:45 GMT -5
haha...im headed to Buford,Georgia Thursday...north Atlanta ....to pick up our new camper...to replace the one we lost in the ice storm...but i gotta say. every frigging hospital we pass... i gonna be thinking bout that missing ass pen ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...kev.
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bushmanbilly
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Post by bushmanbilly on Apr 22, 2014 21:06:48 GMT -5
Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and says, "Aww, some asshole's got my pen." To easy......
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Post by jakesrocks on Apr 22, 2014 21:35:48 GMT -5
Aaaahhh, is Berry wiping it off on his cheek ?
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Post by Rockoonz on Apr 22, 2014 21:39:31 GMT -5
Thanks, Billy I needed that
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Post by Rockoonz on Apr 22, 2014 21:41:58 GMT -5
It explains a lot
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Post by jakesrocks on Apr 22, 2014 21:55:49 GMT -5
Damn, I was laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair. From the look of his lips, he's deep throating the pen.
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Post by halitedigger on Apr 23, 2014 9:29:51 GMT -5
Happy belated Earth Day!
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Post by grayfingers on Apr 23, 2014 10:37:27 GMT -5
Old news, that story came out last May. A very good example of misconstruing data to produce a consensus on the consensus. Their own abstract says this; " We analyze the evolution of the scientific consensus on anthropogenic global warming (AGW) in the peer-reviewed scientific literature, examining 11 944 climate abstracts from 1991–2011 matching the topics 'global climate change' or 'global warming'. We find that 66.4% of abstracts expressed no position on AGW, 32.6% endorsed AGW, 0.7% rejected AGW and 0.3% were uncertain about the cause of global warming. Among abstracts expressing a position on AGW, 97.1% endorsed the consensus position that humans are causing global warming. In a second phase of this study, we invited authors to rate their own papers. Compared to abstract ratings, a smaller percentage of self-rated papers expressed no position on AGW (35.5%). Among self-rated papers expressing a position on AGW, 97.2% endorsed the consensus. For both abstract ratings and authors' self-ratings, the percentage of endorsements among papers expressing a position on AGW marginally increased over time. Our analysis indicates that the number of papers rejecting the consensus on AGW is a vanishingly small proportion of the published research iopscience.iop.org/1748-9326/8/2/024024"Here’s the genesis of the lie. When you take a result of 32.6% of all papers that accept AGW, ignoring the 66% that don’t, and twist that into 97%, excluding any mention of that original value in your media reports, there’s nothing else to call it – a lie of presidential proportions." wattsupwiththat.com/2013/05/17/to-john-cook-it-isnt-hate-its-pity-pity-for-having-such-a-weak-argument-you-are-forced-to-fabricate-in-epic-proportions/
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Post by rockpickerforever on Apr 23, 2014 10:44:59 GMT -5
Damn, I was laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair. From the look of his lips, he's deep throating the pen. You sure he didn't pocket the pen, and is deep throating the rectal thermometer?
As long as I'm posting, I got a couple questions. 1. Is this an old pic of the idiot? 'cause he's wearing a flag lapel pin. Thought he had made a big stink about doing that. 2. Isn't he left handed? Or does that change from day to day? (flip-flop...)
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Post by jakesrocks on Apr 23, 2014 10:52:10 GMT -5
Damn, I was laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair. From the look of his lips, he's deep throating the pen. You sure he didn't pocket the pen, and is deep throating the rectal thermometer?
As long as I'm posting, I got a couple questions. 1. Is this an old pic of the idiot? 'cause he's wearing a flag lapel pin. Thought he had made a big stink about doing that. 2. Isn't he left handed? Or does that change from day to day? (flip-flop...)
The flag pin is on his left lapel where it should be. Maybe he's just holding the rectal pen in his right hand because,(as usual), he's confused.
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Post by rockpickerforever on Apr 23, 2014 11:04:48 GMT -5
Don, I wasn't talking about which side it was on, seems to me he didn't wear one at all! No prayers (no Christian prayers, anyway, or mention of God), no flag lapel pin, no hand over heart during Pledge of Allegiance... No respect for the U.S. Constitution or what this country stands for. His goal is to bring it all down. I'd love to be wrong on this...
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Post by bushmanbilly on Apr 23, 2014 13:04:08 GMT -5
Happy belated Earth Day!
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Post by bushmanbilly on Apr 23, 2014 13:09:35 GMT -5
Damn, I was laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair. From the look of his lips, he's deep throating the pen. You sure he didn't pocket the pen, and is deep throating the rectal thermometer?
As long as I'm posting, I got a couple questions. 1. Is this an old pic of the idiot? 'cause he's wearing a flag lapel pin. Thought he had made a big stink about doing that. 2. Isn't he left handed? Or does that change from day to day? (flip-flop...)
1. Stars and stripes were photo shopped over the hammer and sickle. 2. Everyone knows that Muslims only use their left hand for one thing. 3.
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Post by bushmanbilly on Apr 23, 2014 13:24:39 GMT -5
Happy belated Earth Day!
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Post by rockpickerforever on Apr 23, 2014 14:28:20 GMT -5
You sure he didn't pocket the pen, and is deep throating the rectal thermometer?
As long as I'm posting, I got a couple questions. 1. Is this an old pic of the idiot? 'cause he's wearing a flag lapel pin. Thought he had made a big stink about doing that. 2. Isn't he left handed? Or does that change from day to day? (flip-flop...)
1. Stars and stripes were photo shopped over the hammer and sickle. 2. Everyone knows that Muslims only use their left hand for one thing. 3. Funny, bushman! Yeah, must be photoshopped.
What is #3? Do you think he had ham on Easter?
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Post by parfive on Apr 23, 2014 15:19:33 GMT -5
“Awesome” chart, Bushman. Now tell us why de temps has rised while de solar irradiance thingie went down. Recently. Like the last thirty years. Or so.
Oh, and I almost forgot – Where’d ya find the chart about Neptune?
Uranus, right? You pulled the pen out.
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