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Post by Condor on Jun 15, 2007 9:07:56 GMT -5
If Teflon is non-stick, how do they get it to stay stuck to the pan ? Answer: They use Lionel Richie's lyrics to his song called 'Stuck on You.' Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 15, 2007 9:11:18 GMT -5
Do police sketch artists start start their careers drawing chalk outlines ? Answer: By virtue of their job title "sketch artists," they all began as wee ones when their parents gave them an etch-a-sketch. They rest, as they say, is history. Condor
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deanf
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since January 2007
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Post by deanf on Jun 15, 2007 9:50:47 GMT -5
Is it possible that boulders are statues of Mountains?
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Post by Condor on Jun 15, 2007 9:51:54 GMT -5
if god is really all knowing AND all powerful, why does such a being allow bad things to happen to good people? Answer: For the same reason that good people fail tests of marriage, family tests, driving tests, tests of willpower, tests with their co-workers. And so on, and so forth. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 15, 2007 9:53:07 GMT -5
Is it possible that boulders are statues of Mountains? Answer: Only if those mountains are in the shape of Dolly Parton. Condor
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deanf
starting to spend too much on rocks
Member since January 2007
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Post by deanf on Jun 15, 2007 10:00:38 GMT -5
How would you throw away a garbage can ?
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Post by hermatite on Jun 15, 2007 10:18:37 GMT -5
Wait...so you're saying that people...you know...kind of frail vessels and prone to failure? Really? Is that what you're saying? Even pro wrestlers?
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stefan
Cave Dweller
Member since January 2005
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Post by stefan on Jun 15, 2007 10:37:32 GMT -5
Why does Condor have so much extra time?
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Post by hermatite on Jun 15, 2007 11:31:43 GMT -5
What's is all about, alfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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Post by Condor on Jun 15, 2007 11:34:25 GMT -5
How would you throw away a garbage can ? Answer: By putting it in a garbage truck. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 15, 2007 11:42:48 GMT -5
Wait...so you're saying that people...you know...kind of frail vessels and prone to failure? Really? Is that what you're saying? Even pro wrestlers? Answer: Wrestlers never fail. All their moves are real. ;D Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 15, 2007 11:47:12 GMT -5
Why does Condor have so much extra time? Answer: Because he is totally addicted to his dang computer and the RTH forum. Condor
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Post by Condor on Jun 15, 2007 11:49:57 GMT -5
What's is all about, alfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Answer: It's all about Dionne Warwick. Condor
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Post by parfive on Jun 15, 2007 22:50:19 GMT -5
The fundamental RTH enigma:
Why did Andy beget Mark?
Rich
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Post by Condor on Jun 16, 2007 9:22:56 GMT -5
The fundamental RTH enigma: Why did Andy beget Mark? Rich Answer: Definiton of the word beget...to father, to make children, to sire. Since there is no one other that Andy, then it must be said that it never happened unless Andy has forgotten the partner who played a 50% role in begetting Mark, who has now be-gun to be-lieve that his sole purpose in life is to be with Beyonce. You know who she is...the SI cover girl who strutted her stuff in a be-kee-knee. Condor Condor
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adrian65
Cave Dweller
Arch to golden memories and to great friends.
Member since February 2007
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Post by adrian65 on Jun 16, 2007 13:34:10 GMT -5
How could we sent you by computer some therapeutic slaps, in order to wake you from that Indian-Medicine-Man (Powwow) state? ;D
Adrian
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Post by Condor on Jun 16, 2007 14:01:38 GMT -5
How could we sent you by computer some therapeutic slaps, in order to wake you from that Indian-Medicine-Man (Powwow) state? ;D Adrian Answer: No can do Kimosabe. Can't be done, for I am part Apache. Condor
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free4rms
freely admits to licking rocks
My little pet walrus
Member since January 2007
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Post by free4rms on Jun 16, 2007 14:15:10 GMT -5
Well, since you are part Apache, you probably know the answer to this question: Why do the weather people always blame the Apaches whenever there is fog?
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Post by Condor on Jun 16, 2007 14:38:45 GMT -5
Well, since you are part Apache, you probably know the answer to this question: Why do the weather people always blame the Apaches whenever there is fog? Answer: Because most fog usually appears in paches, and the Navajo wouldn't know, unless they were to ask Geronimo. Condor
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Post by krazydiamond on Jun 16, 2007 14:49:19 GMT -5
can the Condor Greener-on-the-Other-Side Theory be applied universally or are there specific limitations?
KD
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